Sunday, October 27, 2013

Plan B

I applied for a job this week, which in and of itself doesn't seem like a very big deal. And it isn't. Only it is.

And it’s not that I can’t handle the job, because I think I can.

And it’s not because it’s a bad job. In fact, I think it’s an awesome job. It’s just a job I had never considered before. One I didn’t really know was out there.

And it’s not because I feel as though I’m being forced into something that I don’t want to be doing. That’s not the case at all.

It’s a big deal because if I get it, it’s a complete and total departure from what I have been doing and what I had planned to be doing in the upcoming months (or years.) It is not something that was in the PLAN. The master plan. The one I've been crafting for a very long time now. But, you know, sometimes the plan you have isn't necessarily the best option. It’s just that you don’t know there’s another option.

And it was all a fluke and a Craigslist ad and a lengthy email.

It lead to an interview with a woman who instantly felt like a friend – both old and new. A highly successful, well-established, world traveled friend.

And even if I don’t get the job, I’m richer for the experience. Because now I know that even if Plan A doesn't pan out, there is always Plan B. 

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Stinkeroo

Can I vent a minute?

I went to an event this morning and was introduced to a retired professor from a local college. The man held out his hand, I met his with mine. Since he initiated the handshake, I wasn't prepared for it. But there it was. The dead fish. Shaking his hand was like grasping a dead fish. I absolutely HATE that! I mean, c’mon, dude. I’m not expecting you to crush my fingers and drop me to my knees, but at least have a grip firm enough that I don’t have to do a double take to make sure you’re not on your penultimate breath. Ew. Please don’t shake my hand like that. Ever. Thanks.


Okay. You can now go back to your regularly scheduled program.