Stinkeroo

Can I vent a minute?

I went to an event this morning and was introduced to a retired professor from a local college. The man held out his hand, I met his with mine. Since he initiated the handshake, I wasn't prepared for it. But there it was. The dead fish. Shaking his hand was like grasping a dead fish. I absolutely HATE that! I mean, c’mon, dude. I’m not expecting you to crush my fingers and drop me to my knees, but at least have a grip firm enough that I don’t have to do a double take to make sure you’re not on your penultimate breath. Ew. Please don’t shake my hand like that. Ever. Thanks.

Okay. You can now go back to your regularly scheduled program.